Laura Loomer: I Could Be Mayor Of NYC If I Had ‘More Melanin’ And Spoke ‘Ebonics’

While discussing crime rates in New York City, white nationalist Laura Loomer remarked on her Rumble show, Loomer Unleashed, that she could be mayor if she could “get more melanin” and “learn Ebonics.” Loomer also did a racist impression of an African migrant, whom she compared to a Somali pirate from the movie Captain Phillips.

Loomer, who is currently in New York City for ex-president Donald Trump’s hush money trial, filmed her latest show from a studio that was dubbed “The America First Warehouse.” Among her guests were Mike Crispi — a Trump delegate from New Jersey — and Paul Ingrassia — a board member of the New York Young Republican Club.

Loomer told Crispi and Ingrassia that, while walking to dinner the previous night, she was worried about being “stabbed” or “mugged.”

“But it’s the safest big city in the world according to Eric Adams, when he tells you, okay?” Crispi said mockingly. “When he can pronounce what’s written for him on the ‘prompter, right? It’s unbelievable. Yeah Laura do you feel very safe in the safest big city in the world?”

“I don’t,” Loomer replied. “And I just can’t believe how hard I worked to be a candidate for Congress two times in a row. And I didn’t realize that I was working too hard. See, I just need to get more melanin in my skin. And I just need to learn Ebonics. And then I’ll be the mayor of the largest city. Right? I’ve gotta speak Ebonics. I gotta speak Ebonics. Where can I learn this jive?”

From the Apr. 17, 2024 episode of Loomer Unleashed

Loomer went on to play a clip, purportedly of an African migrant speaking before the New York City Council. The woman in the clip complained about xenophobic attitudes in NYC, particularly against people from Africa. When the woman insisted that Africans aren’t “animal[s],” Loomer asked “You sure about that?”

When the clip finished, Loomer began mocking the woman’s accent, comparing her to the Somali pirate from the 2013 movie Captain Phillips, portrayed by Somali-American actor Barkhad Abdi.

“It just reminds me, how many of you have seen that movie, Captain Phillips?” she asked her small audience. “Look at me, I am the captain now. Look at me, I am the captain. All of you New Yorkers are racist. I want free food for Ramadan. I want free money. I want new Air Jordans. I want new rent. I want new shoes. I want new cell phone.”

While preparing to show yet another clip, Loomer claimed that the migrants at City Hall were Muslims and called for another ban on Muslim immigrants.

“Because this is why we need Donald Trump,” she fumed. “The Islamic ban cannot come back soon enough! And that is one of the main reasons why I’m voting for Donald Trump — because I am sick of these invaders coming to my country and waving Hezbollah flags, waving Hamas flags, and chanting ‘Death to America.'”

“Go back to the Islamic, Third World shithole warzone you came from, and get the hell out of my country if you hate this country,” Loomer continued.

“Everything I needed to learn about Islam I learned when I was eight years old on 9/11. And I will never forget it. Everything any American ever needed to learn about Islam they learned on 9/11. And we do not need to have another 9/11 2.0 in this country but it is going to happen if we don’t start kicking these invaders out of our country.”

From the Apr. 17, 2024 episode of Loomer Unleashed