Pickup Artist ‘Heartiste’: Jeb Bush is a ‘Beta Male’ Who Settled for a ‘Squat Inca’

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Over at the blog Chateau Heartiste, pickup artist and white supremacist Heartiste (whose real name is James Weidmann) voiced his opinion on the forthcoming presidential election. In a post titled “The Measure Of A Man By The Woman He Keeps”*, Heartiste that women “serve as an exceptionally accurate barometer for the measure of a man’s attractiveness and social standing.” As such, the wives of the current crop of Republican presidential candidates should be taken into account when it comes time for the primaries.

Case in point: the wives of former Florida Governor Jeb Bush and real estate mogul/professional douchebag Donald Trump. According to Heartiste, The Donald is “an alpha male who, for all his flaws, has proven he knows how to get the job done when it matters.” Columba Bush, on the other hand, serves as “powerful evidence” of her husband’s “intrinsic beta maleness.” Columba, Heartiste wrote, “is homely and culturally antagonistic to the once-majority anglo-germanic [sic] country Jeb presumes to lead.” Although with his wealth and social status he “could have done a lot better” he instead “settled for a squat inca [sic] who can’t even speak English and looks like a rock troll from the movie Frozen.”

So, according to Heartiste, the choice is between alpha male Trump — a profoundly stupid Birther with a bad toupee who calls Mexicans rapists, murderers, and drug dealers — and a “low self-esteem, dumpster diving beta male with zero confidence in his appeal to English-speaking white American women.”

* Where are these women being kept? Do they need help? The world needs to know!

Women serve as an exceptionally accurate barometer for the measure of a man’s attractiveness and social standing. The hotter, sweeter, and more feminine a man’s girlfriend or wife, the likelier it is that man is charismatic, beloved, high status, and possessing those traits and achievements which other men admire and set women on fire.

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Columba is powerful evidence of ¡Yeb! Bush’s intrinsic beta maleness. She is homely and culturally antagonistic to the once-majority anglo-germanic country Jeb presumes to lead. Yes, it’s true, given Jeb’s social status and great wealth he could have done a lot better. A LOT. But he settled for a squat inca who can’t even speak English and looks like a rock troll from the movie Frozen. And she was illegal. I absolutely believe Jeb feels like a worthless beta male in his soul and has horrible inner game, and this is why he only felt comfortable dating an illegal alien housemaid who made him seem like a DOMINANT JERKBOY GOD in comparison.

Do you trust a man who has horrible taste in women, and a lack of confidence in his ability to get and keep better women he truly desires? Do you trust a man who, in his choice of woman, lies to himself every second of every day he must gaze upon her apparition?

Do you want a low self-esteem, dumpster diving beta male with zero confidence in his appeal to English-speaking white American women leading your nation back to greatness?

Or an alpha male who, for all his flaws, has proven he knows how to get the job done when it matters?

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